1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,820 Dude, let's water them later. 2 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:14,530 No! We're watering Margaret's plants now! 3 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,640 - You're so whipped. - No, I'm not. 4 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,270 Yeah right! You're whipped with a capital... 5 00:00:21,410 --> 00:00:23,240 Just help me water the plants! 6 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,660 This place is awesome! 7 00:00:29,850 --> 00:00:31,590 Aw, yeah! Grill! 8 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:34,460 After we start dating, I'll totally invite you over for burgers. 9 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,930 Whatever! Can we just get this over with so we can leave? 10 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,220 Chill, dude! 11 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:41,440 I can't believe Margaret asked us to water her plants 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,930 while she's gone for the weekend. 13 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:45,190 I think this really shows a level of trust. 14 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,840 I think you're reading too much into it. 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,640 All she did was ask you to water her plants. 16 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,160 Yeah, well, I don't see anyone asking you to water their plants. 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,850 Man, she's got a lot of plants! 18 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,690 I can't believe you told her you'd water all these. 19 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,610 What a chump. 20 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:01,860 It's because Margaret's my friend. 21 00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,830 Yeah, your friend without benefits. 22 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,090 Hey, shut up and help me find the watering can. 23 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,130 Agh, the bedroom door's locked! 24 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,890 It wouldn't be in her bedroom! Stay out of there! 25 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:23,020 Oh, Mordecai, he's alright. 26 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,900 It's not like we're dating or anything. 27 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,490 I just let them come over and water my plants sometimes. 28 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:28,480 Hey, put that back! 29 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,800 No. I wanna wear it while I water the plants. 30 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:32,800 - Put it back! - Make me. 31 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:36,010 Get off of me! I wanna wear it while I water the plants! 32 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,200 Dude, what did you do?! 33 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,290 What do you mean, what did I do?! You pushed me! 34 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,690 Dude, you broke it! 35 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,690 Yeah right, you can't break books! 36 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:47,100 And besides, even if it did break, 37 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,790 just put it back and don't say anything! 38 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:50,180 Dude, you totally broke it! 39 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,960 Look, this thing has a lock on it. 40 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:54,720 What? What kind of book has a lock on it? 41 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,580 I don't know. 42 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:58,500 Oh no. 43 00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:00,680 - What? - This is Margaret's diary! 44 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,080 Dude, she's gonna think I was reading her diary! 45 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,040 This is bad. 46 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,140 Dude, what's the big deal? 47 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,610 It's just some lame old diary! 48 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,420 I mean, why do people even need to keep secrets? 49 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,470 I don't have any secrets. 50 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:11,320 Do you have any secrets? I know I sure don't. 51 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,420 I don't care! 52 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,750 If she comes home and finds this thing broken, 53 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:15,860 she's gonna think I read it! 54 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,720 We have to fix it before she gets back. 55 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,600 Come on, come on. 56 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,270 Will you chill out? It's not gonna stick without glue. 57 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:29,200 Agh, looks like Rigby has to bail you out again. 58 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,620 Aw yeah, "Supe the Glup." 59 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,550 - Dude, just a drop. - I know. 60 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,190 - Just a drop! - I know! 61 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,120 Dude, I said "Just a drop!" 62 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,440 You were making me nervous! 63 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:45,430 Aw man! Let me see that glue. 64 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,440 Ok, ok, ok. 65 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,300 It says here we can remove the glue with heat. 66 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,180 Let me handle it. 67 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:51,950 Wait. 68 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:03,380 We're not putting anthing in the microwave. 69 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,170 - Dude, it's working. - Yeah, it is. 70 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,480 I got it. I got it. 71 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,360 Dude, that's not--! 72 00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:41,310 You think she'll notice? 73 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:44,170 Can you fix it? 74 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,140 What is this? 75 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:46,810 It's Margaret's diary. 76 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,240 Why does it look like that? 77 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,410 It's a long story. 78 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:55,670 Sorry, this can't be fixed without traditional methods. 79 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,870 Well do you have any un-traditional ones? 80 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:01,520 Of course. There is one way, 81 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,360 I could transfer to a new diary using a magic quil pen. 82 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,010 Thank you, Skips. 83 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,520 In order for this to work, 84 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:11,670 we have to be in the same place where the diary was broken. 85 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:12,380 Margaret's house. 86 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,530 But first I want you both to know is that 87 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:18,730 diaries are a serious business, cause they can contain secrets. 88 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:22,540 And secrets must be protected at all cost. 89 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,500 - Yeah Skips we know. - Do you? 90 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,970 Look, out of respect for Margaret's secrets, 91 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,830 I'm gonna help you guys. 92 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,510 But, you have to take it seriously and do exacty as I say. 93 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:38,070 - Yeah, Skips, we promise. - Yeah, we promise. 94 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:39,330 Well you better, 95 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,840 because secrets are a force to be reckoned with. 96 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:51,210 Ah, what?! That doesn't look anything like Margaret's diary. 97 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:53,100 As in written content, 98 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:57,860 so too in physical appearance, will the books become identical. 99 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:01,220 Alright, guys, join hands. 100 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,420 I'm not gonna hold hands! 101 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,910 C'mon, dude, just do it, he's tryin' to help us out. 102 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,500 Fine. 103 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:13,420 Okay, it's time to begin. 104 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,140 Now, no matter what ya hear, 105 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:20,560 you musn't look at Margaret's thoughts as the quill transfers the secrets. 106 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,520 Now we must all close our eyes. 107 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,780 Rigby, close your eyes. 108 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:41,650 Fine, I'm closin' em. 109 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,650 Begin. 110 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:49,160 What're they saying? 111 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:51,950 Just keep your eyes closed and ignore them. 112 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:00,290 HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA TAKE?! 113 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:03,720 It should be any minute, just keep your eyes closed! 114 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,890 Cool. 115 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,430 The transfer is incomplete. 116 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,560 Did everyone keep their eyes shut? 117 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,710 I kept mine shut! 118 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:28,930 What?! 119 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,770 Alright, fine! 120 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,120 There's a chance I might've maybe probably looked. Maybe. 121 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:33,940 RIGBY! 122 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:36,110 Do you have any idea what you've done?! 123 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,920 What is that? 124 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,920 It's coming from outside. 125 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:55,320 Margaret?! 126 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,480 That's not Margaret. When Rigby looked-- 127 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,120 I SAID MAYBE LOOKED, MAYBE! 128 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,270 He released the Guardian of Margaret's Secrets. 129 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,340 She will destroy us for looking at her secrets. 130 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:13,190 What do we do?! 131 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,630 There's only one way to stop this. 132 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:18,180 Each of us must reveal a secret of our own, 133 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,010 or she'll destroy us. 134 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,750 Alright. I'll go first. 135 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,810 The reason I always skip is, 136 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:33,440 in all my life, my heart yearned for only one woman. 137 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,280 And we used to skip together all the time. 138 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,940 On the day I lost her, 139 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:40,970 I vowed to skip every day for the rest of my life, 140 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:44,290 so that I'd never forget the time we spent together. 141 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:52,210 I-IT'S WORKIN'! NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS! 142 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,630 Okay... 143 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,400 sometimes when we're supposed to be cleaning out gutters, 144 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,200 we go to get coffee instead! 145 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,170 Yeah, yeah, good one! 146 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,050 And a lot of times, I don't even get coffee! 147 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:02,950 I just don't feel like cleaning out the gutters! 148 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,630 No, it has to be something meaningful! 149 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,560 HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT HAVE TO BE?! 150 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,870 IF YOU DON'T TELL A REAL SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 151 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,950 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT! 152 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:27,460 I LIKE TO SING ALONG TO REALLY BAD POP MUSIC! 153 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,680 I ATE A DOUGHNUT OUTTA THE TRASH! 154 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,870 I LIKE GOING COMMANDO! 155 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:37,620 A LOT! 156 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:41,010 I ACUALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF DOUGHNUTS BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH! 157 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,550 RIGBY! REMEMBER WHEN WE ORDERED BEDS FOR OUR ROOM 158 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,870 AND YOUR'S NEVER SHOWED UP?! I LIED! 159 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:51,850 I STACKED THEM UP AND I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME! 160 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:54,450 I'M SORRY, DUDE, IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE! 161 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,530 Are you serious? 162 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,740 RIGBY! SAY SOMETHING! 163 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:09,500 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY NEIGHBOR'S BIKE WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH! 164 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,450 IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING DEEP! 165 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:13,840 SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS' SHOES 166 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,720 CAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM! 167 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,050 I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! 168 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:19,270 I HATE TAKING SHOWERS AND I KATE KITTENS! 169 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:21,500 I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM! 170 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,580 I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON! 171 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,580 Let's finish this! 172 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,420 It looks exactly like Margaret's! 173 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:52,420 Skips, how can we repay you? 174 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:55,470 You remember that stuff I said about why I skip? 175 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,290 - Yeah. - No, ya don't. 176 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,060 I knew it was my matress. 177 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,920 So, Eileen, huh? 178 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:06,480 STOP TALKING! 179 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,800 I can't believe we got the diary back together. 180 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,840 Yeah, what a pain. 181 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,050 I never wanna water Margaret's plants ever again. 182 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:15,420 Wait, did we actually ever water her plants? 183 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:16,230 Here she comes! 184 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,630 Oh, hey Margaret! How was your trip? 185 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:21,910 It was nice, but i can only take my parents for so long, you know? 186 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:24,000 Tell me about it, 'rents are the worst. 187 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,660 Well, you don't have to worry about your plants, 188 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,000 or if the roof is still on your apartment, or whatever. 189 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,340 Because it's fine is what I meant. 190 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,800 You guys didn't go and water them, did you? 191 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:33,770 Yeah, why? 192 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,930 I forgot that I already asked Eileen to do it. 193 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:36,600 Really? 194 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,120 Yeah, she had the spare bedroom all weekend. 195 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,080 Sorry you guys went through all that trouble. 196 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,080 I guess we just missed each other, 197 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,860 - so don't worry about it. - Yeah, it's cool. 198 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,800 Hey, guys, here's your coffee.